Marking territory

Somebody dragged the life-sized stuffed dog into the crate. Now Nobody can get in.

The suspected culprit looks pleased with himself, and has a glint in his eyes.

It was a dark and stormy night

Beef stew made it better.

Not Interiors Digest

Why is it when you see pictures of reed diffusers, they look so elegant and when you actually have one in your house, it just gathers dust? And how do you clean dust off essence-soaked stickyish reeds? Bet Martha Stewart never had that problem.

Once in a blue moon

... they actually share something ... that is to say, the Queen deigns to let the Other One on the bed.

L thinks that it would be nice if that dog shaped thing you see in the rear -- a life-sized cuddly dog toy -- were a third living, breathing dog.

Q thinks that it would make the bed very, very cramped indeed.