Wacky

Go all the way to Osaka, only to find the Merlion lying in wait for me.

Sticking this one here with the wacky. Found at Daiso: instant boobs. And what's at the bottom, I don't even have a name for it. It's a little duck that you place on top of what a guy has, and it looks like a duck in flight, poised for take-off.

The toilet flush came with a set of instructions -- big flush, little flush, various types of washing along with water pressure, drying and deodorising. Oh, and the seat is heated. L already takes hours on an ordinary loo. He could sit all day on this one.