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Today, HRH Boss meets Rupert the Squirt in a Grudge Match for the Sofa. Boss is a seasoned campaigner but Squirt has youth and energy on his side. And he moves fast -- very, very fast while Boss is a little lumpier, stockier and slower.
Squirt goes for Boss first, rolling her over, straddling her and nibbles her ears. Boss flips over, allowing Squirt to win the first round. An easy victory. And we all think he wins! But the crafty old bitch flips back, hooks two paws round Squirt's hips, hauls herself up, and mounts him -- all in a smooth move.
They tussle, all the way down the length of the sofa and back up again. Along the way, they thoughtfully stopped to replace the fur that the vacuum removed only this morning.
Squirt flips her back and now he's on top! Boss rolls over and pants. The countdown begins... she is older and tires faster... will she get up? And just as the countdown hits 9... she flips right back!
This old Boss isn't going to take anything lying down. It's all a ploy. As soon as Squirt is caught off guard, she makes her move. One carefully-placed headbutt and Squirt is sent sprawlling off the sofa.
HRH Boss wins again!
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Do you think having Rupert around is making Queeni more energetic (and youthful)?
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