Oh poop

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Barbie has a dog and it poops! It even come with a pooper scooper for Barbie to neatly and hygienically remove poochie's byproducts.

Well, thanks but I got the real poochie pooping stuff here.

And let me tell you, dog poop can cause heart attacks. Yesterday, we had heavy rain in the late afternoon and the grass was still damp when HRH Prissy Paws went out for her late-night constitutional. Which meant that she had one quick pee and then refused to do anything else so we thought she was done, especially as she doesn't always poop in the evenings. Only when we came back upstairs, she squatted on the corridor. Squarely in front of the Malay neighbours' doorway. They normally leave their front door open in the day time but this was late at night, close to midnight, so the door was closed, thank goD. But I could hear the TV on behind the closed door so they were still up. L quickly slipped the newspaper poop sheet under HRH as soon as she squatted but I was terrified that they'd hear rustling and open the door and catch this haram unislamic dog doing unspeakable things right on their threshold. I'm sure these infidel Chinese and their dog would be crucified for sure.

Bet this doesn't happen to Barbie.